Live from Zorblin

EARTH UNDER REVIEW.

The Zorblin Broadcast is a fictional alien news network and comedy YouTube series where Earth is investigated by extraterrestrial reporters. Through short satirical reports on animals, human behavior, and strange planetary phenomena, TZB documents humanity from an outside perspective.

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About the Network

Investigating Earth and its inhabitants.
Further observation required.

Not long ago, Earth was filed as a routine observation target. Then came the reports. Strange animals. Contradictory behaviors. A species convinced it understands its own planet. Every week, Zehlira transmits new findings from Earth, while Zehlirk attempts to determine whether any of it makes sense.

Each TZB report studies a new Earth file: animals, customs, technologies, and behavior patterns that appear normal to humans and deeply suspicious to everyone else.

Planet designationEarth

Primary speciesHumans

Initial estimateRoutine

Current assessmentUnresolved

RecommendationFurther observation required

Meet the broadcast team

One correspondent gathers the facts. One anchor regrets receiving them.

Zehlirk at the TZB news desk with a Zorblin city background

Anchor · TZB Central

Zehlrik

The face of the network. Skeptical, charismatic, sarcastic, and very rarely reassured by Earth documentation.

Audit energyHuman risk reviewDuck file avoidance

The Face of TZB

Zehlrik never planned on becoming Earth's most reluctant expert. He hosts every broadcast with total confidence, delivers sarcastic one-liners like they're breaking news, and is almost always sure he's cracked the mystery of human behavior — right up until the next report proves him wrong.

He's not hostile toward humans. He's just baffled by them. A cat that ignores every command yet gets fed daily? A species that pays money to be scared on purpose? To Zehlrik, these aren't quirks — they're open case files.

On Record

🦆 Inexplicably terrified of ducks. Will not elaborate.
🐸 Considers frogs the only lifeform on Earth making "reasonable decisions."
🎵 Plays the Zobox, a traditional Zorblinian instrument, off-air.
😱 Only says "Zrak'tel!" when something genuinely breaks his brain — so when it happens, pay attention.

Signature Sign-Off

"Humans call it 'Coffee.' We call it 'Emergency Consciousness Fluid.'"

Official Earth Correspondent

Zehlira

Professional, curious, and stationed on Earth longer than originally approved. Delivers the facts. Does not add sarcasm. Zehlirk handles that internally.

Field reportsPlanetary observationsCalmly alarming facts

The Evidence

Where Zehlrik reacts, Zehlira researches. She's the one actually collecting the data, verifying the facts, and quietly building the case file that makes each report possible. Calm, precise, and dryly funny in a way most people don't catch until the second time she says it, Zehlira treats every human oddity — spicy food, marathons, snake ownership — with the same measured scientific seriousness.

What started as a routine planetary assignment has become something closer to genuine fascination. She'd never admit it on-air, but Earth has become her favorite subject.

On Record

☕ Started drinking coffee "for research." The research never ended.
🦦 Watches an unusual number of otter and capybara videos. Also for research.
📊 Gets visibly delighted by statistical anomalies most people would find boring.
🗃️ Keeps a private collection of favorite Earth facts, allegedly with no practical use.

Signature Phrase

"...Extremely interesting." — the phrase that makes Zehlrik nervous.